We are a couple of hilarious guys who want an excuse to sell rubber horse cocks and economy packs of anal lube. Really, nothing is off limits so you should try and have fun.
Cuéntanos a qué tipo de público quieres llegar
The target audience is you - if you're reading this (as long as you can handle a joke - if not, stop reading this). We want to sell to people in their 20's 30's and 40's who are a little irreverent, have friends who appreciate bad taste and have a few bucks to deliver unwanted gifts. The gifts will end up going to their co-workers, friends and family - anyone they feel deserves a little unwanted adult gift.
The logo should be somewhat elegant, with a hint of the fact that this is pretty much the worst gift that the person will ever end up purchasing - if they're lucky. If you make us laugh, there's a high chance you'll win. Don't be afraid of sub-titles, or whatever. Fart jokes don't make us laugh - rubber whale penis sold under the title of "Moby's dick" does. We're discriminating in our bad taste. Make us proud! Here's one of our product descriptions:
"Are you trying to date the office slut who you’ve now found out has banged every dude in the department, not to mention that huge black guy in shipping? Does she make you feel like you’re throwing a sausage down a hallway? Do you lack the right words to elegantly inform her that she’s loose? Enter the Kegal exerciser! It’s a tactful way for you to tell her she needs to tone up and stop spreading her legs for the whole damned office, for fuck’s sake."